Bitches will be bitches.

A BITCH is a bitch. To be a bitch is in a way a good thing. People learn not to expect anything from you, 'cause part of being a bitch is breaking every expectation.

When you are a bitch you are surrounded by bitches, both male and female. So its easier being one. The difficult bit is being the Queen bitch and rising above all your slave bitches. But for some people it comes naturally almost like laying eggs is to chickens.

Bitches think they are awesome. Haha. But the truth of it all is that they can make others think like them. O.O

Bitches are conniving as a rule. But there are categories of bitches. There are the blonde-bitches (who are not actually blond, but just stupid, I love blonde people at the end of loving everyone else)

and smart bitches who will make puppy-eyes at you and will smile and flirt with you (irrespective of your gender) to make you do their dirty work.

There.

Bitches will always be bitches. So stay away from bitches, bitches. And remember that its easy to turn into one, so beware.

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Written by a bitch and a half.