Plastic by Madonna

In the tune of the song Toxic by Britney Spears.

If the tune was used by Madonna this is how the lyrics would have been. Songwriter: Madonna and Kalansh - me!

Plastic by Madonna

(Parody of Toxic by Britney Spears)

Baby can't you see 

I am falling

A girl like me

Should get a tonic

Its dangerous

For my Career

I need to be

In the news

So now I'll just

show my boo*s

Silicone

I am lovin' it

Too flat

Can't run around

Losing my job

Going down and down

Can you see them now?

With just a push of it

I'm on a ride

Its plastic I put it under

With the needle put through

I'm addicted to it

Don't you know that they're plastic?

And I love how they put

It in, Its plastic

I'm getting old

To dance around

I put it in

All the time

Slowly

Its taking over them

Too sad

I can't sing

I'll abuse and

I will fall down

I'm in the news now

With just a push of it

I'm on a ride

Its plastic I put it under

With the needle put through

I'm addicted to it

Don't you know that they're plastic?

And I love how they put

It in, Its plastic

Don't you know that I'm plastic? (x2)

With the taste of Fame

I will do anything

Shout mean stuff at good singers

Like Lady GaGa for no reason

I got to be in the news

Don't you know that I'm plastic?

Put plastic in me now

Cause its falling down

Put plastic in me now

Cause its falling down

Put all the plastic in me now

I think I'm ready now.