And they start.

Crackers are annoying pieces of noise and gas. They cannot give joy. They are the most f***-all things in the world! Which person in their right mind would want to produce gas and noise in public (You are advised to think of farts).

Crackers are farts, only larger and noisier and more annoying and unnatural. Crackers were created by yellow people to blast enemies and scare them away. Are birds the new enemies of human beings?

Do not burst crackers, cause it might seem that I am the only one affected by it, but there are a lot more:
1. Old people - it is a known fact that old people can not stand noises, and this humongous blobs of nothing but noise are really unnecesarry for these old and weak people, many times with weak hearts.
2. Birds - of course their hearing sensitivity is a lot better than yours and if you try to hear a cracker's decibel multiplied by some huge number you will get a heart attack. These poor helpless creatures can do nothing, but fly. What happens when Mumbai or some city is blasted? How does it feel to have to leave your home because others blast it away?
3. Little Children - These tiny things with developping organs are exposed to such high amounts of noise which makes them deaf later and so much gas that they have breathing problems too. Search for asthma rates and hearing problems amongst children now.
4.Stray animals - again better hearing abilities that can lead to extreme fright or even trauma. Try continuously blasting sounds near your ear.
5. Many other people you don't know who are also called neighbours! What right you have to make noise outside someone else's house? Should I come in the middle of the night to bang vessels in your house?
6. Rodents - Eugh! but so sad...these little nothings have nowhere to go but the streets that are littered with remains of gas and dirty paper all of which seems like smoked cigarettes.
7. People you genuinely do not know - you pollute the air and they have to suffer heart and lung problems because of you and you say public smoking is bad? Is this not the same multiplied by 1000?
8. Trees - They can't even move or change the air around them with Air Conditioners, after all they have to take it all in and give something back right?

and no one really thought of this but INSECTS, have you ever wondered what happens to the ant that was walking across just as you blasted your crackers on top of it? or what happens to the centipede trying to live under the soil you open fired upon?

What are crackers? celebrating, joy-giving bundles of gun-powder or another means to do harm?
Is it all so glittery? or is it after all a glamorised point of attention seeking and harming the environment ( even if it is unintentional, a crime cannot be changed)

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