(Whats Not) Romantic

My blog. My Perspectives. I win. and if you don't agree, get a person and try all that.

1. Eating Ice Cream together. Its not. I mean even if you are sharing ice-cream and making out over it, which is simply vulgar, its not romantic. I mean, that time is specifically between Ice-Cream and you. Its about you and ice cream, why ruin it with another human being? and what if that human tries to share your ice cream? That's treason and theft! It's like stealing the partner. Ice-cream is special.

2. Going to loud pubs and bars. How is that at all romantic? Its almost like making out in the toilet. except its not horny, its distracting.

3. Making out in the toilet. That's just plain horny. I mean, couldn't you (generalised you, unless you do that) get a room? The toilet, really? Like shit much?

4. Attending a phone call on a date. Do I need to explain?

5. Eating with your own hands. That's gross. Feed the other person, stop being selfish.

6. Roses prick and hurt. roses are for the dead. Not romantic. Anyways, why would you kill a flower to prick someone?

7. Stereotypes. Stereotyping is annoying, so is following stereotype. Don't stereotype your partner or follow stereotypes to woo. Not romantic. More like unoriginal.

8. Shopping together. Its plain frustrating. Cause one person has to pay and the other has to ogle...doesn't really go together. Do your shopping with your best friends. Shopping is self-help, not romantic.

9. Whatsapp. That is the trashiest thing ever. Anything, its bad and cheap. Not romantic. eugh.